I am a gun for hire, so to speak. My specialty is blogging. I can blog about any topic but I specialize in e-commerce, eBay, Amazon, business startups, facebook, twitter, pinterest, and movies.
My goal in writing is both to inform the reader and to entertain the reader. I’ve been told that my writing is very conversational and humorous.
Here are a few examples of my work. The first one is my most engaged blog ever – over 400 site comments, over 400 social shares, and hundreds of thousands of page views:
Want to hire me? Here’s the basics
1. I don’t write for free. Do you do your job for free? There are things I do for free every day – kiss the kids, go potty (can you tell I have kids?), wave to my neighbor. I don’t write for free. Every time I hear “we’d like you to contribute to a major website – the exposure will be huge!” somewhere a puppy dies.
2. For blogging, I can be paid for a single article, for a series of articles, or by an ongoing contract. Obviously, my fees lower the more work I do for you. The process is pretty simple – we agree on what I’m going to write and how often, you accept my fee, and aWWAAyyyy we go!
3. Speaking of fees, I am a professional expert. When I consult, I am paid hundreds of dollars an hour. I don’t make that much writing, but if there’s any thought in your head that I’m going to work for the same fees that some writing factory in India is going to charge, please hire the writing factory in India and then slam your tongue in a door as punishment for contributing to the loss of US jobs.
4. Do I do social media? Heck yes! I love Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Pinterest, etc. I would be happy as a clam to handle ALL of your social media efforts at a fraction of what a big agency would charge. I have handled Social for small mom-and-pop businesses and $60 million businesses, and I love every minute of it.
So let’s talk! I’m at firstname.lastname@example.org